H/t To Bob the Keyboard Cowboy.
Obama Sending 30,000 Troops to Afghanistan and 5,000 Journalists to Fox News
President Obama announced that he will be sending 30,000 more troops to help fight the war in Afghanistan today. He will also send 5,000 journalists to fight the war against Fox News. Democrats fear both strategies could end in a quagmire.
“I think it’s time to withdraw on both fronts,” said a Democrat senator who wished to remain anonymous. “Both wars are impossible to win, and we’re just putting lives at risk. The Taliban can continue to hide in their caves and wait us out. Fox News can continue to broadcast damaging information about Obama, and not enough people watch the other networks to allow the 5,000 journalists to reach a significant audience.”
Due to the failing economics in the news industry, Obama had no problem recruiting 5,000 journalists to send to the war on Fox News. “This is the right war at the right time,” said President Obama. “Our young men and women in the media are the future of this country. We should be proud of the work their doing to fight against a common enemy, Fox News. Our allies support us in this fight, and we will win this war.”