A Kipling sort of way…

Bobbie Burns whetted my appetite yesterday. Today, the choice will be from Rudyard Kipling and, with the tales of atrocities by ISIS in the news, uniquely appropriate. Kipling’s poem, it addition to its worth as literature, has lessons to teach us all. With that in mind, I give you Rudyard Kipling’s, The Grave of the Hundred Heads.


The Grave of the
Hundred Head


There’s a widow in sleepy Chester
Who weeps for her only son;
There’s a grave on the Pabeng River,
A grave that the Burmans shun;
And there’s Subadar Prag Tewarri
Who tells how the work was done.

A Snider squibbed in the jungle,
Somebody laughed and fled,
And the men of the First Shikaris
Picked up their Subaltern dead,
With a big blue mark in his forehead
And the back blown out of his head.

Subadar Prag Tewarri,
Jemadar Hira Lal,
Took command of the party,
Twenty rifles in all,
Marched them down to the river
As the day was beginning to fall.

They buried the boy by the river,
A blanket over his face—
They wept for their dead Lieutenant,
The men of an alien race—
They made a samadh in his honor,
A mark for his resting-place.

For they swore by the Holy Water,
They swore by the salt they ate,
That the soul of Lieutenant Eshmitt Sahib
Should go to his God in state,
With fifty file of Burmans
To open him Heaven’s gate.

The men of the First Shikaris
Marched till the break of day,
Till they came to the rebel village,
The village of Pabengmay—
A jingal covered the clearing,
Calthrops hampered the way.

Subadar Prag Tewarri,
Bidding them load with ball,
Halted a dozen rifles
Under the village wall;
Sent out a flanking-party
With Jemadar Hira Lal.

The men of the First Shikaris
Shouted and smote and slew,
Turning the grinning jingal
On to the howling crew.
The Jemadar’s flanking-party
Butchered the folk who flew.

Long was the morn of slaughter,
Long was the list of slain,
Five score heads were taken,
Five score heads and twain;
And the men of the First Shikaris
Went back to their grave again,

Each man bearing a basket
Red as his palms that day,
Red as the blazing village –
The village of Pabengmay,
And the “drip-drip-drip” from the baskets
Reddened the grass by the way.

They made a pile of their trophies
High as a tall man’s chin,
Head upon head distorted,
Set in a sightless grin,
Anger and pain and terror
Stamped on the smoke-scorched skin.

Subadar Prag Tewarri
Put the head of the Boh
On the top of the mound of triumph,
The head of his son below—
With the sword and the peacock-banner
That the world might behold and know.

Thus the samadh was perfect,
Thus was the lesson plain
Of the wrath of the First Shikaris –
The price of a white man slain;
And the men of the First Shikaris
Went back into camp again.

Then a silence came to the river,
A hush fell over the shore,
And Bohs that were brave departed,
And Sniders squibbed no more;
For the Burmans said
That a white man’s head
Must be paid for with heads five-score.

There’s a widow in sleepy Chester
Who weeps for her only son;
There’s a grave on the Pabeng River,
A grave that the Burmans shun;
And there’s Subadar Prag Tewarri
Who tells how the work was done.

 

Aft Gang Agley

One of the things I found I liked during college was reading literature as it was originally written, Shakespeare, Chaucer and Robert Burns’ poetry for example. Often, these pieces have been rewritten in modern english and lose their impact, especially Bobbie Burns.

One of Burns more famous pieces of Poetry is, “To a Mouse,” or as Burns originally called it, “Tae a Moose.”

Tae a Moose

Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee,
Wi’ murdering pattle.

I’m truly sorry man’s dominion
Has broken Nature’s social union,
An’ justifies that ill opinion
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth born companion
An’ fellow mortal!

I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
‘S a sma’ request;
I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave,
An’ never miss’t.

Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!
It’s silly wa’s the win’s are strewin!
An’ naething, now, to big a new ane,
O’ foggage green!
An’ bleak December’s win’s ensuin,
Baith snell an’ keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ waste,
An’ weary winter comin fast,
An’ cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro’ thy cell.

That wee bit heap o’ leaves an’ stibble,
Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!
Now thou’s turned out, for a’ thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter’s sleety dribble,
An’ cranreuch cauld.

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!

Still thou are blest, compared wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e’e,
On prospects drear!
An’ forward, tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!

Aft Gang Agley,” or, “Oft goes awry.” That’s been my week. So instead of some pithy comments on local, state or national politics, I give you Bobby Burns, instead. You can find some additional information here if you need a translation of some of Burns’ term. If you find Burns too difficult to read, this link will help you.

The Little Folk

In the aftermath of the recent election, both parties brag of winning, lament the losses and cajole their base. In it all, the little folk are ignored because they are assumed to be without power nor strength.

Surprisingly, it’s not a new situation. No, it’s occurred many times for millenia. Even Rudyard Kipling wrote of it. Don’t forget the Little Folk.

A Pict Song

Rome never looks where she treads.
Always her heavy hooves fall
On our stomachs, our hearts or our heads;
And Rome never heeds when we bawl.
Her sentries pass on–that is all,
And we gather behind them in hordes,
And plot to reconquer the Wall,
With only our tongues for our swords.

We are the Little Folk–we!
Too little to love or to hate.
Leave us alone and you’ll see
How we can drag down the State!
We are the worm in the wood!
We are the rot at the root!
We are the taint in the blood!
We are the thorn in the foot!

Mistletoe killing an oak–
Rats gnawing cables in two–
Moths making holes in a cloak–
How they must love what they do!
Yes–and we Little Folk too,
We are busy as they–
Working our works out of view–
Watch, and you’ll see it some day!

No indeed! We are not strong,
But we know Peoples that are.
Yes, and we’ll guide them along
To smash and destroy you in War!
We shall be slaves just the same?
Yes, we have always been slaves,
But you–you will die of the shame,
And then we shall dance on your graves!

We are the Little Folk, we, etc.

Rudyard Kipling

Commitments, Part II

Still busy today. Yesterday ended back where I started. A whole day’s work for naught. I’m working on a PC for a church friend. It’s old, used, and not stock. Someone, at some time, has fiddled with it. There are numerous jumpers on the system board and I suspect, at some time, those jumpers have been changed. 

In short, the PC is unstable. I thought I’d fixed it several times yesterday only to find some new problem. Now I’m just trying to restore it to Status Quo Ante.

Since I’m still feeling poetic, here’s another poem for today. This one was written by Walt Whitman at the beginning of the Civil War. Whitman was an ardent abolitionist. If you consider the sentiments in 1861 with those likely to arise in 2015 or 2016, the poem is pertinent for today. The difference is that we’ll be fighting for OUR liberty.

1861

Arm’d year! year of the struggle!
No dainty rhymes or sentimental love verses for you, terrible year!
Not you as some pale poetling, seated at a desk, lisping cadenzas
        piano;
But as a strong man, erect, clothed in blue clothes, advancing,
        carrying a rifle on your shoulder,
With well-gristled body and sunburnt face and hands—with a knife in
        the belt at your side,
As I heard you shouting loud—your sonorous voice ringing across the
        continent;
Your masculine voice, O year, as rising amid the great cities,
Amid the men of Manhattan I saw you, as one of the workmen, the
        dwellers in Manhattan;
Or with large steps crossing the prairies out of Illinois and
        Indiana,
Rapidly crossing the West with springy gait, and descending the
        Alleghanies;                                                
Or down from the great lakes, or in Pennsylvania, or on deck along
        the Ohio river;
Or southward along the Tennessee or Cumberland rivers, or at
        Chattanooga on the mountain top,
Saw I your gait and saw I your sinewy limbs, clothed in blue, bearing
        weapons, robust year;
Heard your determin’d voice, launch’d forth again and again;
Year that suddenly sang by the mouths of the round-lipp’d cannon,
I repeat you, hurrying, crashing, sad, distracted year.

Walt Whitman

Gunny Po’try

Stolen somewhat shamefully from Tam but it’s too good to pass. (By the way, there’s a Gun Show here in KC this coming weekend!)

Flintlocks and Flop-tops
And Number Three Russians
Black-powder Mausers
From jackbooted Prussians,
Shiny Smith PC’s from limited runs
These are a few of my favorite guns.

Socketed bay’nets
On Zulu War rifles,
Engraved, iv’ried Lugers
That make quite an eyefull
Mosin tomato stakes sold by the ton
These are a few of my favorite guns.

Rusty top-breaks!
Smallbore Schuetzens!
And all of Browning’s spawn
I just keep on browsing my favorite guns
Until all my money’s gone.

Visit the Gun Show, exercise your 2nd Amendment rights, get prepared to protect yourself and your family, have fun at the Range.